King Kong Strikes New York!
King Kong Lives? According to the 2005 movie chronicling the life of King Kong from the time of his capture on Skull Island, King Kong was shot down in a hail of bullets as he made his climb to the top of the Empire State Building in New York City. Severely wounded and confused, King Kong lost his balance and tumbled to his death.
However, according to these photos and the undeniable, eyewitness account from a reliable New York resident, Daddy Bonetto, King Kong was seen wandering the streets of Old New York City with a definite look of nostalgia apparent in his large brown eyes, on or about the weekend of September 12.
This sudden appearance of, what was once thought of as only legend, opens up a plethora of unanswered questions. Was King Kong’s death faked in order to afford him a peaceful life, unencumbered by man’s infinite sense of greed? Should our residents live in fear, never knowing when or if this 25 foot monster will be caught surreptitiously staring in their windows with huge, unblinking eyes? Will he enter into a fit of rage consequently ripping out huge chunks of pavement, tearing apart entire buildings, toppling trees and upsetting our subway system? Is he on a seemingly futile search to find his lost love, Ann Darrow, and will he mistake one of our female residents as such? Maybe, he’s just looking for an apartment to live in?
Regardless of our desire to see these questions, and others, answered, there does not appear to be any reason to fear at this time, as King Kong was reasonably docile at the time of his appearance, and, to my knowledge, has not been seen since.
